OK, with respect to your requirements, the first thing that came to mind it the "Sponge Bob Square Pants - Batlle for Bikini Bottom" And the reason that came to mind is that I got the game for my wife for xmas and she is now very addicted to the xbox. (I should have known better)
As for other games, I like the Project Gotham Racing, Blood Wake, and a lot of the sports ones; but they may be hard to play if you are gonna have a lot of narcotics in your system.
Check it out at the local stores and see what you think, or I can send you the one I have to my wife will stop playing the xbox.
Scooter McFly