I had a couple of friends like that. But it involved mass quanities of alcohol. When drunk, I knew two different people who would piss in closets or clothes hampers.

"IF ITS GOING TO BE THIS KIND OF PARTY, I'M GONNA STICK MY DICK IN THE MASHED POTATOES!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

When I was younger when I was really sick I was sleeping walking at 3am in the morning.. I got up walked outside after unlocking the door and walked down the street to the nieghbors and started knocking on the door.

oh yeah.. there was a part I left out.. I was naked through the whole thing..

My mother thankfully is a light sleeper and caught up with me at the neighbors doorstep.

makes me wonder about the guy who claims he murdered his wife while asleep. If this REALLY is the case I sincerely feel sorry for that guy.