How long can you watch it before you stab yourself in the face?
http://vimeo.com/9625670

I got to 1:31 when my head asplode.

I had just watched this on another forum. It's like they went to a Catholic boys only school's talent show, signed the band that played, then gave them $40 and told them to make a music video.

Also, I watched the whole thing. I am sleep deprived and running on Newports. Was hoping for a shit-induced coma.

No such luck.

EDIT: Looks like I wasn't to far off:
"Final Placement is a Christian Rock band from Midland Tx. It consists of four guys from Midland Christian School. They are currently playing shows. They dream of scoring a record label one day. The philosophy of FP is, “The world is gone but not lost it can still be saved, all it takes is the people to listen. Maybe if they will hear the message and change.”

I'm not quite as patient as you. I only made it to one minute.

15 seconds then I thought about filleting you, bread you and bake you in some lemon juice, then put you in the garbage disposal.

that was beyond cruel.

10 seconds. Learn how to play all in the right timing AND tune your instruments. This is the crap I'm worried about dealing with when I'm done school and able to work in a studio.

will you produce my album?
keep in mind my singing sounds like ducks in heat.
my stage name is quack-diddy, later to be Q-diddy, then just did-he.

Not only did I stab my own face, I stabbed the faces of 15 passers-by.

I hate christian rock. I'll pass on this one. Probably only take me 5-10 seconds.

As fender puts it:
Tune your instruments, learn to play to a metronome/pick up on each other's rhythm...
and for the love of GOD (literally) - Write chords that go together. That wasnt just playing out of key, those were not melodies that 'pop' either way.

they were jamming in their own world in their head.