...more viral infections (possibly...)....

wear a condom or two and don't lick the cooch or taint.

I once read an article in during the initial outbreak of the AIDS scare that seriously recommended if you must lick cooch or taint you do it using plastic food wrap as a shield. I couldn't have laughed harder.

And relationships STILL suck.

*LOL*
guys will be walking around with saran wrap in their wallets.

it's getting to the point that the safest way is just to stand there and whack off on a girl.

then say thank you, I had a lovely evening.

lol... and reynolds wrap stock went up 3 points :P